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the hut
the selling hut is where we pawn shit off that we're too lazy to actually take to the local shop. or cool lardpirates.com crap.
most of it is fake, and obviously so.
but if you see a "PLUNDER IT NOW!" button, that baby's legit. it's like we're the where's waldo of buying dumb shit.
most of it is fake, and obviously so.
but if you see a "PLUNDER IT NOW!" button, that baby's legit. it's like we're the where's waldo of buying dumb shit.
recent rawks!
"Your Fortune, Read!"
G.O.B. Bluth rawked!
5:59:34 am, mon, mar 17th, 2008 pdt
"Fortress for sale"
The Merchant rawked!
9:45:22 am, mon, mar 10th, 2008 pdt
"White T-Shirt With Holes In It"
Vinic rawked!
6:18:18 pm, wed, feb 27th, 2008 pst
that's it, douche!
grab bag
"This Piece-of-Shit Buick"
Embittered Old Bastard ->
<- 2:55:23 pm, fri, mar 28th, 2008 pdt.
"I am sick of this motherfucking car. It's gold! Who gives a shit about gold? I'll tell you who: mother-fuck Commies! Those sons of bitches are always asking me for directions to Fort Knox! I say this, I say "Suck my Fort Cocks!" They have nothing to say to that! They are man-pussies! ¶ This piece of shit has 145,000 miles on it! I made most of them being better than you and you will like it o..."
"This Piece-of-Shit Buick"Embittered Old Bastard ->
<- 2:55:23 pm, fri, mar 28th, 2008 pdt."I am sick of this motherfucking car. It's gold! Who gives a shit about gold? I'll tell you who: mother-fuck Commies! Those sons of bitches are always asking me for directions to Fort Knox! I say this, I say "Suck my Fort Cocks!" They have nothing to say to that! They are man-pussies! ¶ This piece of shit has 145,000 miles on it! I made most of them being better than you and you will like it o..."
grab bag
"Your Fortune, Read!"
Masuud O'Flarity ->
<- 3:02:44 pm, sat, mar 15th, 2008 pdt <- update!.
"Yes! Using my special voodoo/giant-eyed-fez/plaid beard* powers, I will read you your fortune for the low-low price of 1 dollar! Along with the fortune, I will even provide a picture of me doing so, as proof that I am not a fatass at a PC in Jersey typing with one hand while the other scratches assorted body parts with eyes bouncing back and forth between a 12-inch screen and two small children of..."
"Your Fortune, Read!"Masuud O'Flarity ->
<- 3:02:44 pm, sat, mar 15th, 2008 pdt <- update!."Yes! Using my special voodoo/giant-eyed-fez/plaid beard* powers, I will read you your fortune for the low-low price of 1 dollar! Along with the fortune, I will even provide a picture of me doing so, as proof that I am not a fatass at a PC in Jersey typing with one hand while the other scratches assorted body parts with eyes bouncing back and forth between a 12-inch screen and two small children of..."
grab bag
"Fortress for sale"
Legendary Miner ->
<- 7:42:56 pm, sat, mar 8th, 2008 pst.
"Own your very own dwarven fortress!! Located in the Hills of Binding, the legendary hall of Paintedboots could belong to you! Exceptional engravings cover each and every wall and floor, with such masterpeices as "a dwarf and a dwarf. the dwarves are laboring" and "goblins and a dwarf. the goblins are making a plaintive gesture. The dwarf is withering away". Also included are scattered bits of armo..."
"Fortress for sale"Legendary Miner ->
<- 7:42:56 pm, sat, mar 8th, 2008 pst."Own your very own dwarven fortress!! Located in the Hills of Binding, the legendary hall of Paintedboots could belong to you! Exceptional engravings cover each and every wall and floor, with such masterpeices as "a dwarf and a dwarf. the dwarves are laboring" and "goblins and a dwarf. the goblins are making a plaintive gesture. The dwarf is withering away". Also included are scattered bits of armo..."
that's the latest of the bunch.
do you want some more crap?
here you go.
do you want some more crap?
here you go.
-> "Four Turtle Heads" -> grab bag7:50:02 pm, wed, feb 27th, 2008 pst
"Mint condition, have been hanging on the mantle for weeks, but I am in dire need of funds for a birthday present for a certain bitchy pink gigantic brain. Bodies have been used for soup. ¶ Act fast!"
-> "White T-Shirt With Holes In It" -> apparel6:17:48 pm, wed, feb 27th, 2008 pst <- update!
"Only worn several hundred times."
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no portion of any content residing on lardpirates.com may be reprinted in any form without prior written consent -- this is serious business, the internet.
best viewed at a resolution at least 900 pixels wide, in any browser other than internet explorer for the love of god. try firefox! opera, even!
this website is much more badass with javascript enabled. if you cannot use javascript, then you need to hop in the delorian and get the hell out of 1995.
hosting provided by dreamhost. they are good people. i know, mysql is a bit slow, but whatever this ain't youtubespacebook, so get over it.
if you wish to bitch and moan at us, do so from our contact page.
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